FOR THE WEEK OF NOVEMBER 12-19, 2002
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Aries (March 21 - April 19). Baby, you've been going so crazy.
Lately, nothing seems to be going right. So low, why do you have to get so low?
You're so, you've been waiting in the sun too long. To attune
yourself with forces at work in your sign this week, buy something
that is brown. By Thursday, it will obvious to all around you that
you're such a bottom. But you're an Aries, and that means power
bottom. Work it.
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Taurus (April 20 - May 20). Well I believe there's someone watching over you.
They're watching every single thing you say. And when you die they'll sit you down and take you
through. You'll realize one day, that the grass is always greener on the other side.
The neighbor's got a new car that you want to drive. And the time is running out
you wanna stay alive. We all live under the same sky. We all will live we all will die.
There is no wrong there is no right. The circle only has one side.
To attune yourself with forces at work in your sign this week, eat
something red. Ok Mr. Taurus, that
table of hotties you've been eyeing? They'll whisper "ooh, what control
top" as you pass by. Sort it out.
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Gemini (May 21 - June 20). We all try to live our lives in harmony
for fear of falling swiftly overboard. But life is both a major and a minor key:
just open up the chord. To attune yourself with forces at work in
your sign this week, try hard to smell something purple. Like any
true Gemini, you desperately want to have sex with yourself. Get out
the full-length mirror and get to work. Yo.
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Cancer (June 21 - July 22). There is no reason to feel bad.
But there are many seasons to feel glad, sad, mad. It's just a bunch of feelings that we have to hold.
And I am here to help you with the load. To attune yourself with
forces at work in your sign this week, say hi to the person in
green. Cancerians tend to have issues with their ass, and you are no
different, so this week, give it up to someone you love.
Word.
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Leo (July 23 - Aug. 22). Take all the goods from all the bads
and tell the people that you've gone away. Now lift your head up to the sky.
Now you can tell apart the black from the white. We waste the time they treasured dear.
My only thought is that they could be right. Oh look there goes another year
about as distant as a satellite. To attune yourself with forces at
work in your sign this week, wear something blue. Your motto in bed
this week is "I am Leo, hear me roar", so let those
neighbours know when you're "done". Bring it.
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Virgo (Aug. 23 - Sept. 22). The world's a small child in the dark.
My mind's the same place as it's always been. The monsters seem to fade so fast
upon the waking of another dream. And I feel safe, feel so brave. I'm not afraid of anything they've got to say
And you're okay because you're tucked away. Don't go astray you've got to be just who you are.
To attune yourself with forces at work in your sign this week,
choose the grey socks. Ok Virgo, I'll only say this once: a
dildo isn't just a silly word. Trust.
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Libra (Sept. 23 - Oct. 22). All of the king's horses
and all of the kings men couldn't put my heart back together again. All of the physicians and mathematicians too,
failed to stop my heart from breaking in two. To attune yourself
with forces at work in your sign this week, drink the pink
drink. Your tongue is good for more than talking, Libra, so this
week, lick something new. Peace.
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Scorpio (Oct. 23 - Nov. 21). Rear window, with the room
in her hair and on her jacket. There's a picture in white of Che Guevara
as he sits beneath the tree that's not important. But he looked a bit like me.
If you took all the little feelings in your heart and took all those little feelings all apart.
Oh now what's the point in doing all of that? To attune yourself
with forces at work in your sign this week, dip your finger in
something silver. You're oozing appeal this week, Scorpio, so avoid
eye-contact: you're fucking the first thing you see. Amen.
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Sagittarius (Nov. 22 - Dec. 21). Time exists but just on your wrists,
so don't panic. Moments last and lifetimes are lost in a day. So wind your watches down, please,
cuz there is no time to lose. To attune yourself with forces at work
in your sign this week, wave at the guy with the yellow hat. Like
their name-sake, Sagittarians combine the best attributes of man and
horse, and even if you don't, you make people feel like you do: so
share that beast with the world. Grrr.
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Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19). Taking a while, raising a smile.
Raising a smile makes it all worthwhile. But if you wanted to find peace of mind,
then you could find it anytime you like. But you are the afterglow.
You are the midnight show. The only one I know. You come and then you go
and when you finally leave you leave nothing for me. To attune
yourself with forces at work in your sign this week, cut off the
white car. The stars don't lie this week, Capricorn: fists ain't just
for fighting. Hmm-mm.
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Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18).
Nobody really knows where they're supposed to go,
hiding behind the wall, afraid that they'll lose it all. But it's all right, just follow the light
and don't be afraid of the dark. In the moonlight, you'll dance till you fall
and always be here in my heart. To attune yourself with the forces
at work in your sign this week, accept a gift from the guy in the
olive hoodie. And for God's sake, Aquarius, your boyfriend really
wants to fuck you, but isn't sure how to bring it up. Meet the boy
half-way! I'm just sayin'.
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Pisces (Feb. 19 - March 20). I had a premonition,
a movie in my mind. Confirming my suspicions about what I would
find. You followed me to LA, down to Mexico, came in through the back door,
at the start of the show. To attune yourself with forces at work in
your sign this week, read a webpage that is orange. You are a water
sign, and the shower is calling your name, Pisces, or more
precisely, the guy you just cruised at the gym is in the shower and
he's calling your name. You go girl.
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